Jason In Training For Friday The 13th

Sometimes you have to tell a guy who says, "that's not a knife, this is a knife" that "that's not a knife THIS is a knife"

So who the heck are "The Merkins". I know WHAT a merkin is (it's a toupee for your nether regions used back in the old days when everyone had to shave to prevent lice...yum).

The Merkins have made a ton of horror parody songs and a few others outside the genre. You can also tell that these guys are a. very talented and b. display a great love for all the things in the genre.

This latest video is nothing but a parody of a Rocky training montage, and at the same time, it is EVERYTHING. It's just a fun watch, and while you can probably guess who Jason's trainer is, I'll let you discover that for yourself.

Be well my friends, and enjoy.